Summary
The richest man in the world has the power to save the world.
Motivation
Everyone will profit. No snapshots, no dividing (play LUNA holders against UST holders). Restabilisation of the network.
Proposal
I propose to officially ask Elon Musk for monetary help! Taking out a loan to a fair and fixed rate would solve the problem, so there would be enough liquidity to buy back LUNA and UST coins for the reason to burn them (to the most part) afterwards.