Written by: Rabbi Jebediah (https://twitter.com/RabbiJebediah )
Co-Authors: The Great Goat Army of mighty South Korea
= S U M M A R Y =
This is a signalling proposal meant to gauge the community’s love towards our Dear Leader, @ek826 and the light of our lives that is the Terra Grants Foundation. The community will be asked to vote depending on how strongly they feel about Chariman Ed Kim becoming the Great Leader of LUNC for life! With the chain now fully centralized under his benevolent leadership, the community can thank him for all his work by electing him Chairman and legitimizing his permanent power over the chain!
Likewise, the community can unequivocally show their support for the upcoming AI project known as “BLACK ENTROPY” which will indubitably put LUNC on the backburner as our wonderful and talented L1 team comprised of industry veterans goes into “maintenance mode” in Q3. Yes, they will work with Chairman Kim to bring his vision of AI utopia to life! This proposal is thus a show of unity, and a way for the LUNC community to express its support, love, admiration, and undying devotion to Dear Leader!
= M O T I V A T I O N =
With the LUNC Agora scheduled to go into read-only mode in a day or so, it’s only appropriate we erect a final monument to @ek826, @LuncBurnArmy, and @Marco_Ferreira that will remain here as a testament for all they’ve accomplished thus far. Sure, they’ve processed exactly 0 grants with their “grants foundation” while taking community pool money to the north of $300,000+ so far, and they’ve centralized the entire chain under the TGF with the help of Allnodes, and they’ve tried to sneak in blacklisting code (which would’ve killed the chain’s immutability), and they’ve fought tooth and nail to keep other developers from contributing to the chain as an open-source project while at the same time fudging their team roster (where art thou, Superman?), and so on and so forth… but all that’s beside the point - what matters is we have them with us, guiding us to a brighter future!
Lo and behold, the fruits of their labors! The pinnacle of their craft!
Rejoice, LUNC community, for we are saved! This cutting-edge AI will surely make LUNC moon!
We’ve nothing left to fear now, our only worry being how much LUNC we can buy prior to the takeoff!
= P R O P O S A L =
Let us join hands in unity. Let us put aside all current faction-driven infighting, and step forward united! Let us march to a new and bright future under the banner of the TGF and Dear Leader’s new AI chain… march forward, brave comrades, like the great soldiers of China itself on their way towards manifest destiny! LUNC to $1! LUNC to $10! LUNC to $100! The world is ours, if we only join hands and believe in our Dear Leader Chairman Ed Kim and his talented helpers!
Vote YES if you unequivocally support Dear Leader Ed Kim and his Comrade-Generals!
Vote NO if you unquestionably support Dear Leader Ed Kim and his Comrade-Generals!
Vote ABSTAIN if you faithfully support Dear Leader Ed Kim and his Comrade-Generals!
Vote VETO if you indubitably support Dear Leader Ed Kim and his Comrade-Generals!
And remember, dear friends: your votes are symbolic, as all important governance-related decisions are made in a closed validator channel that’s accessible only to a handful of “old guard” vals like Allnodes, and the TGF before being posted for discussion and voting. Many thanks to Ed for being selfless enough to perform the duties of governance without burdening the rest of us with these problems! We can all rest easy now that our lack of participation is no longer a bug, but a feature!
Thank you, our glorious leaders!
May the Mandate of Heaven never end for you, and LUNC’s Community Pool remain forever replenished and full of $$$ to fund all your endeavors during Q3, Q4, Q5, and many, many more Qs into the future, all the way until you grow weary and tired of the money some 10 years from now!
But most of all, thank you, LUNC community, for enabling these fine people and their presence!
Truly we are so blessed to have such a diverse community that believes in Dear Leader!
G-d bless each and every one of you!
Signed by: Rabbi Jebediah (and his goats)
Special thanks: to all our wonderful Frens!